We Are Where We Are Because Of...

Imagine this happening to you.

 

 

One Sunday morning before Holy Mass, two men

surprised a church that had 2000 people in it

as they entered, both covered from head to toe

in black and carrying sub-machine guns. One of

the men proclaimed, “Anyone willing to take a

bullet for Christ remain where you are.”

 

Immediately, the choir fled, the deacons fled,

and most of the brethren fled. Out of the 2,000

there only remained around 20. The man who had

spoken took off his hood, looked at the priest

and said “Okay Father, I got rid of all the

hypocrites. Now you may begin the Mass.

Have a nice day!” And the two men turned and

walked out.

 

Too deep not to pass on…

 

Funny how simple it is for people to trash

God… and then wonder why the world’s going

to hell.

 

Funny how we believe what the newspapers say,

but question what the Bible says.

 

Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven

provided they do not have to believe,

think, say, or do anything the Bible says.

 

Funny or is it scary? Funny how someone can

say “I believe in God” but still follow Satan

(who, by the way, also “believes” in God).

 

Funny how you can send a thousand ‘jokes’

through e-mail and they spread like wildfire,

but when you start sending messages regarding

the Lord, people Think twice about sharing.

 

Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene

pass freely through cyberspace, but the public

discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school

and workplace.

 

Funny, isn’t it? Funny how someone can be so

fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be an

invisible Christian the rest of the week.

 

Are you laughing?

 

Funny how I can be more worried about what

other people think of me than what God thinks

of me.