Geography Lessons

Geography lessons to take note of.

 

 

GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

 

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa -- half discovered, half wild,

naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

 

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe – well-developed and open to

trade, especially for someone with cash.

 

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India --  very hot, relaxed and

convinced of her own beauty.

 

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France -- gently aging but still warm

and a desirable place to visit.

 

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain -- with a glorious and

an all-conquering past.

 

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia -- lost the war and

haunted by past mistakes.

 

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia -- very wide with borders now

unpatrolled.

 

After 70, she becomes Tibet -- wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past

and the wisdom of the ages… only those with an adventurous spirit

and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

 

 

GEOGRAPHY OF MEN

 

Between 1 and 70, a man is like the USA. Ruled by a dick.