Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Is Your Wife Smart Enough?

A man wrote to his wife…

 

Dear Sweetheart:

 

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart.

 

Your husband

Joe

 

:

:

:

:

:

:

 

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

 

Dearest sweetheart,

 

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

 

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items…

5. Other expenses 40 kisses.

 

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I

hope I can complete the month using this balance.

 

Shall I plan same way for next months? Please advise!!!

 

Your Sweetheart,

Amanda

No comments: